gideongaye asked:

Hope two questions are alright! So Graham is a handsome looking guy but be honest, he smells quite a bit greasy doesn't he? Grease would certainly explain his improbable hair. Secondly, he sure likes getting close to you so I reckon you must smell nice. What /do/ you smell like, Jacuzzi?

Answer:

So your first question is, “What does Graham smell like?” huh?  Well, uh, ta be honest… I, uh, I’ve never gotten close enough to ‘im ta know what he smells like…  I’m too afraid of gettin’ hit with that big ol’ wrench he flings around.  

But, ya know, I tink you’re right, I bet that is how he gets his hair to look so nice.

An’ your second question is, “What do I smell like?”  

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Excuse me for a minute.

“Hey, Nice?  This person on the computer wants to know what I smell like…  Do you know?”

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So, uh, I guess I smell a bit like distillin’ alcohol, cinnamon, the cologne I wear sometimes, an’ o’ course, soap.

-Jacuzzi

isaac-and-miria asked:

"Jacuzzi!" the two of them shout, overjoyed.

Answer:

Isaac and Miria!  Wow, it’s great ta hear from you two.  I hope you’ve been doin’ well.  What is this I hear about ya takin’ all the prizes from inside the Crackerjack boxes?  What are ya plannin’ on doin’ with all of those toys?  I’m currently stayin’ at the Genoards’ place so next time you’re in New York look me up, and we can all do somethin’!

-Jacuzzi

Hmmm…  Cake…

This doesn’t sound too bad.

Maybe I’ll give it a try.

-Jacuzzi

OH MY GOSH!!!  SOMEBODY JUST DIED!!!  NICE!  CAN YA GET DA DOCTAH ON DA PHONE PLEASE?!  MAYBE DERE’S STILL TIME!  WE GOTTA SAVE ‘EM!!!

-JACUZZI

Anonymous asked:

Happy Valentine's Day Jacuzzi! :D

Answer:

Why tank ya, Anon.  And a happy Valentine’s Day ta you too!

-Jacuzzi

Anonymous asked:

Hey, Jacuzzi! I know this is late, but happy holidays to you and your gang!

Answer:

Sorry I’m a bit late gettin’ back to you, but I hope you and yours had some happy holidays of your own!

- Jacuzzi

Anonymous asked:

How do you feel about Jacuzzi Holystone? Or do you prefer Nice Splot?

Answer:

Huh, that’s a good question.  Ya know?  I’m sort of okay with whatever Nice wants, though I will let ya know I’m a traditional sort of guy.  But, I mean, I’m already gettin’ ta be with the lady of my dreams, if I need to change my name, that’s jus’ fine with me.

- Jacuzzi

I hope your holiday was warm and bright… like ours.

‘Cept that was from one of Nice’s explosions…

-Jacuzzi

So if you ever find your stuff stuck on top of a train with a bomb, you’ll have something to light it with.

Thanks, Nice.  That sure is a snazzy gift.

I love it.

-Jacuzzi

(Source: askniceholystone)